this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
THIS. ALMOST. KILLED. ME.
I was trying to suppress my laughter so hard, I choked on my own spit and I’m still coughing.