
First off, you’re pretty sure the worlds most fashionable cosplay should not be referred to as a “monstrosity”. Plus, there’s always the possibility that it could be sentient, and if that’s the case, we don’t want to piss it off.
Therefore, we need a name! You think long and hard, and finally, a name almost as brilliant as the costume itself arises.

The HetaHomecrosspocolypsestuck is the best name for anything ever. You’ll name your first child that.
You kind of sorta have a splitting head ache… Wonder why.